great embarrassment

being a parent is not without crazy stories and lots of embarrassment. last night was full of these.

i brought up the laundry bin from the basement, and set it down by the gate to take up later when we all go up for bed. well...the little guy decided to take a pair of my underwear, and put it on his head. then the pair slid down and basically was like a bib on him. as soon as i saw it, i busted out laughing, which made it that much funnier, because then he started laughing. LOL! not sure what was more embarrassing - the fact that he was wearing my underwear - or that it was almost as big as he is!

we went upstairs to get ready for bed. little guy and i were headed into his room to get him in his jammies. daddy went into the bathroom to ... relieve his bladder. (backstory: little guy thinks it's the funniest thing when he see's daddy go #1. he giggles when he hears the noise it makes) so, you know, little guy hears this, and makes a bee line to the bathroom, and sure enough - sticks his hand in the stream. in the midst of disgust and laughing and getting him away, i quickly propped him up and we washed his hands. well. there you have it.