unscripted

jr: (passes gas quite loudly) I TOOTED!
dad: bless you, buddy.
jr: thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!

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jr: (singing in the car) you like my singing, momma?
me: of course I do!
jr: you're supposed to tell me Bravo.
me: BRAVO!
jr: thanks! you're too kind.