unscripted

jr: (passes gas quite loudly) I TOOTED!
dad: bless you, buddy.
jr: thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!

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jr: (singing in the car) you like my singing, momma?
me: of course I do!
jr: you're supposed to tell me Bravo.
me: BRAVO!
jr: thanks! you're too kind.

needle arts

he wrapped the charger cord around a dowel and told me he was knitting.

sprinkles

it was drizzling when we were walking out to the car this morning.
jr: HEY! who's dripping water on me?
me: God is watering the grass and the flowers.
jr: can i tell my friends that Jesus was sprinkling water on me?

culinary delights

jr: (referring to the George Foreman) momma? what kind of chicken are you making?
me: just chicken.
jr: is it rotten?
me: no, it's not rotten.
jr: good! I don't eat rotten chicken.